Diplomats and Scientists Agree: Kale Is The Key to World Peace

photo of kaleTo the surprise and delight of many kale fans, the leafy green vegetable is hailed as the key to world peace.  Following intense social scientific studies spanning many years, Professor Lirpa Sloof of Lars-Wissenschaft Universität in Germany said that “this is such a fantastic break-through; with the discoveries we’ve made, and after extensive talks with world leaders, world peace is an entirely achievable goal within our lifetime.” It has been said that since the release of this ground-breaking news, the UK political parties will be refocussing some of their strategies to include the kale effect in the run up to the general election in May. Phil Haughton, founder of Better Food – Bristol’s award-winning organic grocery store – says “it’s a great day for kale; we will be sure to get extra in to cope with anticipated demand” The seemingly innocuous vegetable has already had its health benefits widely recognised, having gained status as a superfood for many years.  Further to this, the impact of kale had already been spotted in the political arena in America last year.  With research showing the Kale/Bacon Spectrum divided across the states, it became clear that this nutritional powerhouse weighs-in with political klout as well.

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